Thursday, April 17, 2014

Possible Disney Adaptations Pt. 2 (w/out Princesses)

This time, as you can clearly see from the title, no princesses will be involved in these ideas. So let's jump right in.

Little Red Riding Hood
I am very well aware that this character has been a part of the Disney family since 1934, but I've always thought that this fairy tale deserved its own film production rather than just a Laugh-o-gram and a Silly Symphony. Maybe Disney thinks that it's just too late to pick up on such an old character but personally, I think a project like this is timeless.

How could you say no?

Hansel and Gretel
Again, Disney has made its own short take on this tale through a Silly Symphony. And yet again, I want more! This just so happens to be a bit older than the previous suggestion, having been made public in 1932. C'mon, Disney! We've been ready for almost a century! 


Okay come on, come on, come on, come on; I'm waiting!


Rumpelstiltskin
This one is an ultimate classic. I would really want to see how they turn it into a family-friendly movie from the "first-born stealing and miller's daughter threatened with death" original tale. The only version of this story's title character is on ABC's Once Upon A Time. That's a little too mature for a children's movie.


Yeah... I don't think kids under the age of 13 are going to like this.

Puss In Boots
I know that Disney made a short film of this way back when in 1922. But it was merely a silent film and I think that now they could make an extension at least. Come on! This is some total BS! Dreamworks did it, why can't you Disney? It wouldn't be that hard... It really wouldn't.

Disney... DO IT!

The Pied Piper
Look, Disney made a Silly Symphony out of this, but what I really want to see is a prequel to Peter Pan. They made the sequel, why not a prequel as well? It's never too late to pick up on an old idea dusting on the shelf. How did the Lost Boys come to Neverland? Peter Pan and The Pied Piper are, in fact, the same person.

We're ready, Disney. Get it together!









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